My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter

Happy Hump Day, ya’ll! Need a mental break? (Always.) Well, check this out—my newest Pinterest obsession. Tiffany Beverage started a pinboard titled “My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter.”  I. DIE! Basically, she pins pictures of toddlers and kids dressed to the nines, posing and generally looking very un-kid-like. The best part? The captions. She named her “daughter” Quinoa. Her friends’ names? Chevron, Fraise, Haricot, Eleven, Sage, Ampersand, Hashtag…just oodles of ridiculousness, in the best way possible. If you need a chuckle, head on over here and take a gander at Quinoa and her crew. Here’s a sampling of some of my favs, with their original captions:

Quinoa loves to horse around. Like, tying her neck bow off center.

Sometimes, when she's feeling out of balance, Quinoa does a textile cleanse: one week of white cotton dresses with the labels cut out.

Quinoa and her BFF Chevron love to play "drive by Holga shooting" while listening to gangster rap.

Quinoa loves it when Bandeau comes to babysit. They dress in coordinating outfits and play "angry silence" for hours.

Quinoa says why walk into a room when you can SHAZAM! into a room?

On Eighties Awareness Day at school, Quinoa was especially protective of her friend Fennel's Wham-inspired pompadour.

*All images via Pinterest